its a bad year for airplanes
Fun at Weasley’s Wizard Wheezes.
The look on her face.
"I have been dealing with this for 10 years. You don’t even know."
*inhales* what a beautiful day *exhales* to play video games for 15 hours straight
You win this round cheese
actually that is a rectangle cheese
[oxford comma laughing in the distance]
[vocative comma wondering what oxford comma thinks it’s doing here]
I already reblogged this for the pun but I’m reblogging again for the sick punctuation banter
driving is so dangerous ur literally controlling a giant metal contraption with a circle and some foot buttons
mom: are you ever gonna clean your room?
I look cute right now my camera just doesn’t understand
its a shame that in 6 or so billion years, any and all existence on earth will be wiped out by the sun’s expansion, and it’s almost scary to think about how even now the sun continues to grow bigger and hotter, sexy and hotter let’s shut it down. pound the alarm
|—||Oscar Wilde (1852–1900)|
"My best day had to be the day after I wrapped Guardians of the Galaxy. I was very homesick and coming home to my wife, and my home, and to my son, who was at the time 13 months old. My wife told me there’s a chance he won’t recognize you—but that’s okay that happens all the time. He doesn’t know, he might be a little shy…"
IM GOING TO CRY
"go the fuck away im not dealing w ur snake shit today"
… he just slapped a fucking cobra.