go away (don't)

sharonosbourne:

people that are in relationships but still flirt with you anyway

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tiny-snail:

My mom is so mean to me

sidnugget:

like a  month ago this lady came into my health class and talked about internet safety and she said the government has access to all of our snapchats we send and i was really happy because the government owns probably over 500 pictures of my double chin i dont know what else she said because i fell asleep 

idontneedsavin:

yall make gifs from live tv faster than i can get off my couch

maddmullah:

Mariah Carey vs Ariana Grande

toxicwinner:

if there were only girls everywhere everything would be so easy and pleasant. I could walk my dog at 3am and probably get a juice cos juice bars would be open cos all girls would take their dogs on night walks it would be like a normal thing

sorry:

The only advantage of exercising every day is that you die slightly healthier.

hancljob:

wtf is homecoming?? who is coming home??? where have they been??? did they bring souvenirs??

gotitforcheap:

cute girl on the street: hey do you have the time?

me: sure do! 8:15

cute girl on the street: thanks 

me: so what are we?

parkingstrange:

giant-tic-tac:

liqhters:

My best friend sent me this tutorial of her doing her eyebrows and I thought you all would find it useful xoxo

Im dead

this is amazing

necrute:

american money seems so confusing

its all the same colour so u have to like pay attention when ur giving people money

like what if u go to give a friend a dollar and accidentally give them $100??? what if u dont correct them???

add some colour 2 ur economy america

vive la australia

harryhickey:

sadderdays:

garlic bread is fucking gross

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